"A picture of you mummy when you were cranky just afore ago" - Haidee.
In my defence, she had just accidently decapitated her sisters fairy figurine that I told her not to touch.
Oh dear, my teeth are all sharp and grinding. Surely I'm not that scary? I love that she has me standing with a spider, a beetle and two potatoes, one of them named "Sally".
I think I'll frame this one.